You always told me that I was a tramp
You never rubbed my back when I had cramps
The sound of my singing in the car made you want to cry
And when you broke up with me you couldn’t even look me in my eyes
For three years, you never were very loyal
And yet you always thought you should still be treated like a royal
But let me tell you one thing, you don’t get a crown
I’ll kick your high horse right in the balls; it’s time for you to come down
You weren’t the best thing that’s ever happened to me, not even close
Thinking you were a good person, that’s what I regret the most
You would put me down when I was just trying to impress you
When I would do my hair and makeup, you’d look at me and laugh and say “ew”
You made me question whether I’d ever be enough
I bet that made you feel so good, I bet that made you feel so tough
Rather than telling me the important things, you didn’t even make a sound
What’s wrong, afraid a short little girl like me could take you down?
Everyone always asked me why I was with you, because you’re so mean
I guess I just didn’t see it, my love for you made your true sight unseen
When you made mistakes, it was never your fault
You were just “bored” with me, or I was “too controlling” and kept you in a vault
And when you ended it for the very last time you swore
You ended it because I am materialistic and I am an attention whore
Never did you understand why I had no trust
I never trusted you because you could never control your lust
Looking back on these past three years, I’ve realized you’re a pig
You wanted what you wanted and you did terrible things because it made you feel big
As much as I hate you, I am glad of one thing
I’ll never date another “you” again; I will never be with someone who makes my heart sting
I know I wasn’t perfect; you made sure I never forgot
But don’t you think you were ever perfect either, remember all those times you got caught
Save me the drama, I’m over our whole relationship now
Go on and have your fun with your girls, but first you better pluck your goddamn unibrow
I truly hope one day that you wake up and see
I wasn’t as awful as you made me out to be
Hopefully all of this breakup crap was worth your time
Now that I’m not with you, I certainly know it was worth mine
The only good thing I got from you, was you gave me my cat
And he always hated you; I think I should’ve learned something from that
After all this time, it is now that I finally see
It wasn’t me that was bad for you; it was you that was bad for me
You metaphorically peed on my life so I literally peed in your bushes
And I hope those bushes die, you dickhead.
xox Lex
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